Greetings, Shredderz! Here is an insane Eaton Bonzer shaped by Albert “ACE” Elliott, sporting a high viz airbrush that might sear your retinas if you stare long enough. Many thanks to @vintagesurfcluster for the photos.

The board is a UEO — Unidentified Eaton Object, which was a staple of Eaton’s model lineups — and it was apparently shaped in 1988. I don’t have dimensions, but I do have some killer pics.

And if you’ve got a board you’d like to share, you know where to find me!